{"product_id":"not-the-real-one-white","title":"Not The Real One | White","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompanion Cap (You Know the One) — All-White Ghost-Face Valve Caps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEveryone's seen it. Nobody's naming it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe famous white companion everybody recognizes but nobody says out loud — mini-molded down to the X'd-out eyes, right onto your valve stems. Instantly recognizable, deliberately unbothered about it. Matches every build. Starts a conversation on every ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBuilt to actually survive being on a bike (or car, or moto).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThese aren't some flimsy novelty cap that cracks the first pothole you hit. They're made from PETG — a tough, impact-resistant plastic that's basically the reason 3D-printed parts don't fall apart. It shrugs off drops, holds its shape in heat, and won't go brittle like cheaper plastics do. Translation: it outlasts the resale value debates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: PETG (impact-resistant, weather-resistant, holds fine detail sharp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColorway: Triple White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits: Standard Schrader valve stems — bikes, cars, motos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold as: Set of 2 (bike)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by any artist or brand — just inspired by good taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not fit 48's. Sorry, time to change to Mags.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot responsible for lost caps — if they fall off somewhere, that's on you and the road, not us\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49236215726180,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/6147\/9524\/files\/Not-The-Real-On-valve-cap.jpg?v=1789158193","url":"https:\/\/valvecapsandshit.com\/products\/not-the-real-one-white","provider":"Valve Caps and Shit for BMX - Ride Hard, Cap Harder.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}