{"product_id":"wipe-out-white","title":"Wipe Out | White","description":"\u003ch4 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOn a Roll — Toilet Paper Valve Caps\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNever caught without it. Never caught looking normal either.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYeah, it's a tiny roll of toilet paper on your valve stem. No, we don't have a good explanation. What we do have is a perfectly mini-molded TP roll, right down to the perforated sheet lines, sitting on your wheels where a boring plastic cap used to be. Pairs disturbingly well with our toilet caps if you're building the full bathroom set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to actually survive being on a bike (or car, or moto).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese aren't some flimsy novelty cap that falls apart the first time you hit a pothole. They're made from PETG — a tough, impact-resistant plastic that's basically the reason 3D-printed parts don't fall apart. It shrugs off drops, holds its shape in heat, and won't go brittle like cheaper plastics do. Translation: it'll outlast the real thing in your bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: PETG (impact-resistant, weather-resistant, holds fine detail sharp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColorway: White with gray shading (or brand red\/black\/white — your call)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits: Standard Schrader valve stems — bikes, cars, motos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold as: Set of 2 (bike)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot affiliated with any paper brand, just pure bathroom humor on wheels\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eo not fit 48's. Sorry, time to change to Mags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot responsible for lost caps — if they fall off somewhere, that's on you and the road, not us.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49231254290532,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/6147\/9524\/files\/whipe-out-valve-cap.jpg?v=1789141107","url":"https:\/\/valvecapsandshit.com\/products\/wipe-out-white","provider":"Valve Caps and Shit for BMX - Ride Hard, Cap Harder.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}