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Take a Seat, Take a Ride — Toilet Valve Caps

Your ride just got flushed with style.

Nobody asked for a tiny toilet on their valve stem. We made one anyway. Mini-molded right down to the seat and tank, these caps take the most unglamorous object in your house and turn it into the most talked-about detail on your wheels. Ugly? Maybe. Iconic? Also maybe.

Built to actually survive being on a bike (or car, or moto).
These aren't some flimsy novelty cap that cracks the first pothole you hit. They're made from PETG — a tough, impact-resistant plastic that's basically the reason 3D-printed parts don't fall apart. It shrugs off drops, holds its shape in heat, and won't go brittle like cheaper plastics do. Translation: it'll outlast your actual bathroom.

The details:

• Material: PETG (impact-resistant, weather-resistant, holds fine detail sharp)
• Colorway: [let me know — white porcelain-style? or matching your brand red/black/white?]
• Fits: Standard Schrader valve stems — bikes, cars, motos
• Sold as: Set of 2 (bike)
• Not affiliated with any plumbing brand, just pure bathroom humor on wheels
• Do not fit 48's. Sorry, time to change to Mags
• Not responsible for lost caps — if they fall off somewhere, that's on you and the road, not us.