Can't Hit Sh*t Trooper | White and Black

Miss Everything Edition — White/Black Trooper Valve Caps

Full army. Zero hits.

Everyone knows the helmet. Nobody's ever seen it land a shot. The most recognizable, least accurate soldier in movie history — mini-molded down to the visor, right onto your valve stems. All white, black trim, still can't hit the broad side of a barn. At least on your bike it's actually doing its job.

Built to actually survive being on a bike (or car, or moto).

These aren't some flimsy novelty cap that cracks the first pothole you hit — unlike this guy's aim, these actually connect. Made from PETG, a tough, impact-resistant plastic that's basically the reason 3D-printed parts don't fall apart. Shrugs off drops, holds its shape in heat, won't go brittle like cheaper plastics do. Translation: it outperforms an entire regiment of these guys combined.

The details:

• Material: PETG (impact-resistant, weather-resistant, holds fine detail sharp)
• Colorway: White / Black
• Fits: Standard Schrader valve stems — bikes, cars, motos
• Sold as: Set of 2 (bike)
• Not affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by any studio or franchise — just inspired by good taste
  
• Will fit on most wheels
• Not responsible for lost caps — if they fall off somewhere, that's on you and the road, not us.