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On a Roll — Toilet Paper Valve Caps

Never caught without it. Never caught looking normal either.

Yeah, it's a tiny roll of toilet paper on your valve stem. No, we don't have a good explanation. What we do have is a perfectly mini-molded TP roll, right down to the perforated sheet lines, sitting on your wheels where a boring plastic cap used to be. Pairs disturbingly well with our toilet caps if you're building the full bathroom set.

Built to actually survive being on a bike (or car, or moto).
These aren't some flimsy novelty cap that falls apart the first time you hit a pothole. They're made from PETG — a tough, impact-resistant plastic that's basically the reason 3D-printed parts don't fall apart. It shrugs off drops, holds its shape in heat, and won't go brittle like cheaper plastics do. Translation: it'll outlast the real thing in your bathroom.

The details:

• Material: PETG (impact-resistant, weather-resistant, holds fine detail sharp)
• Colorway: White with gray shading (or brand red/black/white — your call)
• Fits: Standard Schrader valve stems — bikes, cars, motos
• Sold as: Set of 2 (bike)
• Not affiliated with any paper brand, just pure bathroom humor on wheels
• Do not fit 48's. Sorry, time to change to Mags
• Not responsible for lost caps — if they fall off somewhere, that's on you and the road, not us.